Angela
lifehackable:

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hythmknwy:

It was our destiny to walk in the light of other stars.
me in 2012: *tags a reblogged text post with relatable content 'same'*
me in 2014: *tags a picture of a cabbage cut in half 'same'*

volanus:

gay4zayn:

it’s so cute how 5 seconds of summer named themselves after their career span

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orlandobloomers:

starbilly:

orlandobloomers:

starbilly:

what is shreks favorite month

HE SEEMS LIKE A JANUARY MAN 

octogre

HE SEEMS LIKE A JANUARY MAN

kirschtein-be-bitchin:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

dragon-in-a-fez:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise

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wait

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what

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there’s a list???

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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in conclusion god is an asshole

for comparison:

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okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so

wait

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damn.

god gambles with your souls pass it on

This week on “I Didn’t Know I Was a Satanist”

animalcrackhead:

Hilary duff what have you become

animalcrackhead:

Hilary duff what have you become

planet-troyler:

troylerandphan5ever:

ourtroylerinfinityy:

I request more of these Skype screenshots

just gonna bring this back

this is freaking adorable 

satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod