me spreading christmas cheer and my mother being unresponsive as usual
Girls are told to be skinny but not too skinny and to wear makeup but not so much that guys can tell and to dress in revealing clothes but not too revealing or else you’re a slut and a hundred other contradictory standards so I think guys can deal with being made fun of for wearing fedoras
YO DANNY FENTON HE WAS JUST 14 WHEN HIS PARENTS BUILT A VERY STRANGE MACHINE DESIGNED TO VIEW A WORLD UNSEEN WHEN IT DIDN’T QUITE WORK HIS FOLKS THEY JUST QUIT THEN DANNY TOOK A LOOK INSIDE OF IT THERE WAS A GREAT BIG FLASH EVERYTHING JUST CHANGED HIS MOLECULES GOT ALL REARRANGED WHEN HE FIRST WOKE UP HE HAD REALIZED HE HAD SNOW WHITE HAIR AND GLOWING GREEN EYES HE COULD WALK THROUGH THE WALLS DISAPPEAR AND FLY HE WAS MUCH MORE UNIQUE THEN THE OTHER GUYS AND IT WAS THEN DANNY KNEW WHAT HE HAD TO DO HE HAD TO STOP ALL THE GHOSTS THAT WERE COMING THROUGH HE’S HERE TO FIGHT FOR ME AND YOU HE’S GONNA CATCH ‘EM ALL CAUSE HE’S DANNY PHANTOM GONNA CATCH ‘EM ALL CAUSE HE’S DANNY PHANTOM GONNA CATCH ‘EM ALL CAUSE HE’S DANNY PHANTOMIf you didnt find Danny Phantom the least bit attractive then youre either lying or youre lying.did anyone else sing the song in your head. i did. yep.
worst possible time to find out about your superpowers
oh my god
I LAUGH EVERY TIME. EVERY GD TIME.
walk up in the club like wait this isn’t an anime convention
Hey, Marco… I can’t even tell which are your bones anymore.
I promise it will be worth it. It’s pretty cool.
So what its just tex- HOLY SHIT
"Say goodbye to Exodia!"
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT.
u goin to hell
stupid motherfucker i spent all my primary school days slaving away for that i hate you fuck you
"Hmm.. Jackie Chan, you’re too cute to be that wise."
still relevant and funny