Fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” Date girls who are supernaturally pretty. Date a hot-ass ghost. Date a fucking alien.
when ur showing someone a picture on your phone and they try to look through all of your pictures
so you’re telling me there’s an alien who regenerates into a completely random form, that he cannot control or determine himself, and who understandably could take millions of different appearances, but who all 13 times just turned into a different skinny white guy
*hears child crying* *takes birth control*
when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person
I deserved this point.
is this supposed to be artistic? this woman is drowning in mud. call the police
it’s okay to eat it’s okay to add cream to your coffee it’s okay to have a second scoop of ice cream it’s okay to feel full it’s okay you’re okay